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Wake Up. Stagger to stash. Load bowl. Eat handful of caffiene and ephedrine. Quaff a Pepsi. Fire up bowl.
Fire up computer. Hit /. Hit bowl. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Eat more ephedrine. Eat more caffeine. Load another bowl. Check out some blogs.
Find Windows For Telepaths on some obscure Linux site via some forgotten blog. Looks cute. Maybe print it off and pass it around at work. Copy into a text file. Fuck DMCA.
Hit /. Hit bowl. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Fire up ACDSee and flog the log to some kiddie pr0n.
Hit /. Hit bowl. Post Windows For Telepaths to /. as an off-topic troll.
Load another bowl.
Hit /. Telepath troll getting a lot of moderation. As Funny. Also compliments. Carefully read it for the first time all the way through. Rather good. Author would be proud. Hit the bowl some more.
Unreal. The troll seems to have become the subject of fierce moderation. Lots of Offtopics, but even more Funny's. And a few posts bitching about moderation. Hit bowl some more.
Fire up ACDSee and pump the porpoise to some more kiddie pr0n.
Load bowl. Eat caffeine. Hit bowl. Fire up Newsbin and point it at alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pre-teen. Hit bowl. Gaze worshipfully at cable modem sucking in another half-gig of kiddie pr0n.
Troll up to Score:4; Funny, leads off the discussion as highest rated post. Never seen a troll leading off the discussion before. Shrug. Hit bowl.
Check out some more blogs. Hit bowl. Hit bowl more. Hit /. Troll has been hit with a barrage of Offtopic moderations, back down to Score:0; Offtopic.
Fire up ACDSee and spank monkey to some more kiddie pr0n. Load bowl. Hit bowl.
Hit /. Current Moderation Totals: Offtopic=6, Funny=9, Total=15. Troll is back up to Score:4; Funny, leading the list of comments again. Wonder if this is unprecedented. Wonder if I should reload the bowl. Shrug. Load bowl.
10pm the fucking telepath troll is up to +5 Funny, highest possible score, leading comment on the page. unreal. moderation totals: Offtopic=6, Funny=10, Total=16
